DEATH WALKER SPADE!!!!

*i wake up and grab a slice of pizza*

im bored...and pissed off someone fight me

**I'll Fight you**

sup kham*Falls from a tree*

Alright Kham I think im finally ready King of Spades *Hera and aphordite unlocks Hephaetus katana* I think ill test this too *Summons bfg onto back lets go*

okie dokie....
*slides right arm into pocket and doest the matrix wrist flick*

your move...

Queen of spades *Bright light expels from ars nova as I disappear into the trees.* *I attach scope 2 B.F.G and line Kham up in my sights* Now come find me

not really interested in playing hide and seek...
*my diamond eye glows since it can locate every carbon based organism as far as i want it too*

and... now...
*i look in your general direction and clench my fist and millions of big ass diamond spikes pretrude fom the area*

right... good idea to play distance...

BFG : Biological pattern 1 accepted mineral Carbonite Biological pattern 2 accepted mineral diamond. *I jump down from the tree as a spike slashes my arm* Fuck Carbon based huh Great spirit of angelic light oversoul *I oversoul my body with the spirit of light and turn my body into energy form* Shit this hurts i cant sustain this for long I run off deeper into the forest and fire a shot out of the Bfg.

(does bfg stand for big fuckin gun? i dont see it on your weps list)

i can tell im going to get annoyed real real quick...
**im already starting to get annoyed**
(i can tell...)

*i sigh and look at the shot coming my way*
something is telling me not to get hit by that thing...
*i quickly pole vault over the blast and land with a large resound thud*

wasteland synapse
*a big fuckin tear in the earth appears and starts to suck everything in for miles and miles on end*

come out come out... before i world breaker you...

(The B.F.G stands for Bio Force Gun or Big Fucking gun and its in the new weapons list at the armory im just testing/advertising it for now.

Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit *I hop onto trees as the get sucked into the crack (Thats what she said) and dodge the rocks as i fire two straight shot and one angled at you*

*i power slide under the volley of shots*
that was another close shave...

*big stupid ass diamond spires begin to stab you from all sides as the synapse begins to slowly close*

there we go....
*i sit and wait for things to happen*

*The spires begin to stab me as sit and endure the pain* Focus i can do this *I begin to use the energy of my body to push the spires outward* Yes its working but i have to hurry up *One final push and the spire are out as my body turns back into carbon* Oversoul great spirit of water *I summon a tsunami out of the nearby lake*

ok time for some landscaping...
*i stand looking at the oncoming tsunami and seperate the ground so that the tsunami can disaspate in a gorge*

im gonna call it the kham lake

*I freeze the tsunami hard as diamonds with deaths embrace and shatter it making huge shards of ice fall to impale Kham*

(but the tsunamis a lake? o well ill play along for now)

aww... the kham lake...
**stop fuckin around**
(but im bored...)
**so...lets hurry up and win**
(okie dokie...)

o well i might as well use this gorge to my advantage...
*i quickly hop in the gorge and fall down into the earths core and seal my entry with several thousand quick layers of diamond and i change my carbon signature so that the bfg cant locate me a voice echoes*

world breaker...

That doesnt sound good at all "I take out the tome and begin to flip through it" Theres got to be something in here that can save my ass

*millions of pulsating diamond arms erupt from the earth bleeding out green chakra and seismic energies*

its over...

*all the arms go for yuo attempting to crush you accordingly*