the azure nightmare of L

L how do you fair against the azure and nightmare...kham stay out

why?

because it will be super unfair

its already super unfair L is just going to spam void healing then shikai healing

heal as much as you like..i got healing blades too. but i dont need to

I owe your ass for trying to take my Buster Rifle last time... Now I'm gonna really fuck you up.

*i stand with TB Soundbreaker and Buster Rifle on my back, Atonement in one hand, Oathkeeper in the other, and the sky chakras swirling around me, Arcana at my side and 4 pokeballs containing Zapdos, Milotic, Absol, and Alakazam with a helper waiting in the sky*

We're gonna have fun with this thing.

*i take out the video camera*

this will be the new epic movie

o god.....i dont think i want to take part in this any more....

what happened in the last battle that made you want to challenge him again

he void collapsed my kuragari.. i didn't like that shit

i see... well go for it

but we must wait for him...kham throw me some pizza

gotcha...
*i summon some pizza and toss it to zero and ace*

or should i summon the gaint peach again?

no i might get indigestion

lol ok now we wait for L

why do we always have to kill L...i thought we were friends

*i kick you in the nuts sending you flying into the stratosphere*

No talking!

*i Bankai with Oathkeeper and jump into the sky*

Be careful what you try to tak from me, I might kill you!

*i reach you and begin kicking at you at lightsped (lightspeed is constant)*

*while being kicked*


you bitch!

*i create a perfect clone of myself and it chidoris you in the face then I make the gravity around me go up x100000 and I primary lotus you deep into the ground...then i use the void to heal my nuts*

now lets fight for real you guys...kham are you gonna join in?

Ok... Tired of your gravity. So moving at lightspeed alleviates that.

*my body glows and i disappear*

To me it looks like you're moving in slow motion... And from here, I can't be touched. Your move schlomo.

*i begin shooting fiery needles at you from every direction*

*i pull out jikoku and parry and dodge them*

damn i can't even see him...time to even the odds...it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again, DISRUPT, JIKOKU!!!

*jikoku turns into shikai form and it slows down time around the whole battle field making you slower and me faster...ur still faster than i am tho but i can at least attempt to keep up with you now*

*i shoot a giant solar shot at you with blazing shuriken inside of it*

(i told you before, the speed of light is constant so you still cant see me)

*i disappear as your solar blast flies off into the distance. the lightning, water, and wind chakras over my back fly into the sky and clouds roll in and begin to thunder and lightning fiercely*

You're in a world of hurt.

*i flash around kicking you in the nuts at lightspeed to the point of them almost exploding*

((alrighty i didn't pay attention to that lol))

*my clone of me teleports to where we are and kicks you in ur ass so hard its foot gets stuck inside of you...then i use the void to heal my nuts again*

((impossible since im moving at lightsped and id take his ass with me IF he could do that but whatev*

*i break the clones foot off in my ass and then warp it out of me*

Cheap shot L.

*i come down on you with Arcane Oath with a thunderous boom as the sky continues to crackle and roar*

((but u were busy kicking me and the rest of you wasn't moving))


shit shit shit......I know what to do...Kido 75 Quintet of 1 Kan Iron Pillars!

*5 huge iron pillars so heavy that even kham would have some trouble lifting them come and pin you to the ground below*

*wipes sweat*

that was a close one